Sunday, June 22, 2008
Lolwhat? Posted at 6:15 PM 0 comments (+)
I find Urban Dictionary really helpful and funny XD
It's like a full source of internet lingos.

TEENIE

Somebody who is obsessed with a famous person, because of their looks and not the talent. They usually type in upper and lower case letter alternately and over-exaggerate punctuation. They are also too lazy to write in proper English and are usually Chav-ettes.

"LyK OmFgZzZ UsHeR Iz GoN mArrY ME IniT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!112344^%878 So KeEp UR DuRtY HaNdz Of gUrLz!£U£*"

"ItZ ClLEd TXT TLK!!""£ MiNga!"

A teenage girl (or a guy if he's gay) who likes a band based on their looks, not their actual talent. They typically post crap on message boards and in chats about the band about how the members are so hot.

"LIEK OMFG!!!1 CHAZ FRUM LINKIN PARK IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!111 I WANT 2 SEE HIM NAKED!!!!1 I WANT 2 FUCK HIM N HAV ALL HIS BABYS!!!11"

annoying little people who decide a band is worthy of their time based on how much they want to get into the lead singers pants. They then bitch on said singer's spouse claiming that they are 'stealing there man', etc.
If they have gotten to the obsessive stages, they may even take to giving they're "beloved"'s pet names, carrying little pictures in their wallets... etc.
Teenies are astonishingly shallow creatures as they can manage all this without actually buying a single/album. And even if they did it would be to stroke the cover.

teenie girl: OMFG how dar he lyk av a wife he iz my babeh!!!! we r ment 2 av babies togeva iv named em aftr me n him and evrythin oh THAT BITCH! F*CK HER!! *voodoo*





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